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did I tell y’all about that time i tried to thirst on this girl and i hit her inbox like:
“aye, i’m tryna get acquainted”
she replied like:
“lemme see that dick”
breh, that reply wasn’t according to my plans. she bamboozled me with that one, how you gon out-thirst a thirster?
I had to fall back and work on my schematics. but imma be back in her inbox.
Homeless mother who sent six-year-old son to better school in the wrong town jailed for five years
A mother who pleaded guilty to fraudulently enrolling her six-year-old son in the wrong school district has been sentenced to five years in prison.
Tonya McDowell sent her son to an elementary school in Norwalk, Connecticut, instead of her home city of Bridgeport.
The 34-year-old, who was homeless when she was charged with felony larceny last year, said she wanted the best education possible for the boy.
are you fucking kidding me
Go America, taking down the big criminals!
I could vomit.
